英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

/ }+ L& q& e4 u1 cPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范
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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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No.2（没话找话型）
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“What kind of dog is that?”
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No.3（文艺青年型）


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No.4（常规型）
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9 h  O. t; Q6 E( f5 o4 D-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）

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-You have a great smile.



No.6（酒吧场景）

-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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, l' ]: t* o1 g, b" t-Can I buy you a drink?
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-Are you here alone?

* J* ~5 H; m4 w. o  X-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.

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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

Example: That guy just checked you out.

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- _) `& D! z9 Q. k" [' j5 AExample: Can I check out this book?

/ V0 ~! f/ Q6 c3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4 w1 ^# J% c8 b4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

NOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

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10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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. E6 K+ D9 |7 D+ }9 C1 fIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范
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女巫


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# A& j% O. j3 Z) {+ H* }% |Damon（吸血鬼日记）

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) M: F0 u. ~8 V/ S$ AHoward(生活大爆炸)
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Walter（绝命毒师）
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; s! C1 `. Y) kRose（神秘博士）

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看了这么多还不会？

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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～

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% R; h2 n( F6 y实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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. R8 ]7 N; z: v- d最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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7 m1 U% e" a" r" B4 ?" g. _勇敢去吧！

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* p9 q5 C- c; h7 w如果碰壁了...


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