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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!' S+ B: [; X9 D: b& C
8 ?! U9 y/ c; rPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?6 Z/ W% ~3 Y7 k7 X
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01正确示范
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0 j0 V) x: f4 o“What kind of dog is that?”" K0 _( a- A& P: Z" v7 ?/ `1 d
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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& m8 D7 T: w# \( K. ]-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?9 Z" ` W- h k0 N" }. x2 [
0 L0 s! x4 l2 y8 J' ]-Don’t I know you from xx class?”) S# ] d# ? `5 K3 J* h# L
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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7 U: T) I! L9 V1 {8 |-That's a great haircut.
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0 d3 O( y5 j' z4 e8 g-You have a great smile.2 u6 D- `4 ~+ I) N
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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+ {: ^, A7 M4 y. H5 H9 E. a-Can I buy you a drink?
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2 Y4 z+ u1 X0 k02错误示范
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7 H7 V# o7 v! b/ r- G1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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# V4 |, C) u4 k1 l% L2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)& w7 B2 a4 E" J) ~) f/ h2 s6 j
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2 M8 a m. P+ v7 _To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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. e. s" W2 f2 r) _5 b C. UExample: That guy just checked you out.
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6 F5 _, z% H; ~However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.. e1 S( Z! `1 [8 x
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Example: Can I check out this book?1 J# c' L. ?4 ?3 X$ y
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas./ A8 \( p; _3 z% P/ M) m
! U# {1 ]( P/ _ Y/ N" w4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?- o7 y* }5 _ l
' y/ C {0 R- }1 G2 X9 ~5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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3 S! d# f) q1 b1 w! D7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?, r' \$ a5 e1 X! g- A8 y0 R
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# ^: a) z( H& P e3 N6 P LTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.$ L7 _; q3 m k2 \, R0 q) \% X
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4 e, `- h# r- g$ o. o8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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理科生不懂浪漫?: m9 Y/ |! a4 t9 g8 l7 ? r
5 m, e* Z: g4 a& O看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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: W0 ^; i: a' Q2 k5 ?2 C: y最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技# r/ x6 @, E: ~; o" a* i% ~
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